Day 4

Today was a blessing.

How was your day?

Day 3

Bitch: I was called a cuddle-whore by my roommate and now all of my roommates hate me. AND I had to work on a Saturday. Lame.

Blessing: I was able to hang out with way cool people, eat Denny's, attend a classy party, and be in the presence of a hot Jew and a man wearing a kick-a brown suit.

What a blessing.

How was your day?

Day 2

Bitch: I was innocently watching television in the living room. My roommate walks in, sits down, watches the show for less than a minute, and then declares loudly "this is inappropriate!" and leaves to go to her room. The show was Criminal Minds. Bro, chill. I feel a lot of the time that while my roommates and I live in the same universe, I am the only one to acknowledge the actual realities of life and they choose to ignore them.

Blessing: I got a letter from my bestest friend in the whole world, who is currently serving a mission in Philadelphia and whom I am unable to communicate with every day like I'm used to.

What a blessing.

How was your day?

Day 1

Bitch: Apparently if you leave containers that used to have drinks in them in your car long enough they will liquefy. So now both of my cup-holders are now filled with a dark sticky liquid. I could either wait until it got cold enough to freeze the liquid in my cup holders and then remove them ice-cube style or just attempt to stuff paper towels into them until they were suitably clean. I chose the later.

Blessing: I ate ice cream for dinner.

What a blessing.

How was your day?